Joshua Jacobs
Nickel Creek performing:
A D E A Car seat and Sippy-cup, Diaper bag is filled right up A D E A Toys for playin' in the back seat, book to read and crackers to eat A D E A Pool is open at a quarter to ten, We'll sing songs and drive around 'til then A D E A I'm one smooth Daddy, I make this look easy, I got a baby on board.
Fell asleep on the car ride there, woke up screaming and went on a tear
Forgot the swimsuit and bruised a knee, when kids are wet their awful slippery
I guess theres special diapers just for the pool, other parents think that I’m a fool
Mom’s not home till 5, hope I’m still alive, I’ve got a baby on board.
Bridge:
I’ve sung every kids song in my head
memorized all the books we’ve read.
Just when I thought I’d never get some rest
She fell asleep right on my chest
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We had some chickens, no eggs would they lay.
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We had some chickens, no eggs would they lay.
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My wife said, "Honey, this isn't funny, we're losing money."
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No eggs would they lay.
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One day a rooster came into our yard
G7 C
And caught them chickens right off their guard.
F C
They're laying eggs now just like they used-ter
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Ever since that rooster came into our yard.
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We had a cow-wow, no milk would she give.
G7 C
We had a cow-wow, no milk would she give.
C G
My wife said, "Honey, this isn't funny, we're losing money."
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No milk would she give.
C G
One day a rooster came into our yard
G7 C
And caught that cow-wow right off her guard.
F C
She's giving eggnog in milk containers
G C
Ever since that rooster came into our yard.
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We had a gas pump, no gas would it give.
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We had a gas pump, no gas would it give.
C G
My wife said, "Honey, this isn't funny, we're losing money."
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No gas would it give.
C G
One day that rooster came into our yard
G7 C
And caught that gas pump right off its guard.
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It's giving shell gas just like it used-ter
G C
Ever since that rooster came into our yard.
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We had a gum tree, no gum would it give.
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We had a gum tree, no gum would it give.
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My wife said, "Honey, this isn't funny, we're losing money."
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No gum would it give.
C G
One day that rooster staggered into our yard
G7 C
And caught that gum tree right off its guard.
F C
It's giving chicklets just like it used-ter
G C
Ever since that rooster came into our yard.
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We had a rooster, no love would it give.
G7 C
We had a rooster, no love would it give.
C G
My wife said, "Honey, this isn't funny, we're losing money."
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No love would it give.
C G
One day that rooster came into our yard
G7 C
And caught my rooster right off its guard.
F C
He's laying hens now just like he used-ter
G C
Ever since that rooster came into our yard.
